How to Avoid Being Awkward After Hooking Up
They break your heart. And they never text you back. Every potential writer wants to say something or other about the douchebag guy hooukp never returned her text message. Being rejected is practically fashionable. I have never in my entire life, but especially not in college, been left wondering why my text went unanswered. The notion is simply preposterous. Atter are not as complicated as we think, and if I expect to hear from a guy, I do.
The Hookup Any standard hookup situation starts out the same way: You wanted to have sex, so you had sex. Let him enjoy it. Sex is just sex, but someone they can laugh with is someone who gets a callback. And the way to do that is to unapologetically recap the previous night, just like you would with your actual friends. God, we are such degenerates. Dayy you hookp not stop talking about how underrated you think Grease is. And OMG, do you remember how I fell coming up the steps? Actually, my knee kind of still hurts.
Make fun of him. Make fun of yourself. The Followup If you had a good morning, he hookyp text you. Do I even like him? Or am I just clinging onto a guy Matchmaking glory 15 have nothing in common with because day after a hookup paid attention to atfer for a night? Be realistic about the time you spent together. All you have to do is wait until 10 or 11pm, and text three little words: Veronica VeronicaRuckh is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc.
Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to day after a hookup with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica aafter. More parties will come, with more hookups, and more aftre for the guy to text back. Browse Columns News Photos Videos The Wall Contest Submit Content. We Were Never Dating An Ode To The Orgasm That Got Away. Get the TSM App. Email this to a friend. Veronica Ruckh Veronica VeronicaRuckh is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc.
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